Repost from http://chaos-theory08

Original: faylinn_drake

Here are nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators so far during the
Summer Olympics that I bet they wish they could take back:

Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since I once mounted her mother."

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing,
but none of them really that serious."

Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
In fact you can see it all over their faces."

At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president
is hugging the cox of the British crew."

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh, my God, what have I just said?"

SUPER LOL!

For the tennis commentator, I wonder who Andy
is he/she referring too..